I Made My Last Post Dull So That It Could Only Go Uphill From There
I never made a list yesterday.
And I never had a pony.
I never saw a blue moon. I never promised you a rose garden.
I heard a dozen roses in a vase is $100 this time of year. This rumor is partly unsubstantiated. I just heard it from a few sources.
My roommate stole a cord from Walmart to complete his deep fryer the other day. We went fryer-happy today and fried bananas, chicken, whoppers (the candy not the burger) and hush puppies.
I played soccer today. Twice. My legs feel like lumber, peg-legs on the end of a pirate (I do steal music).